The Japanese may have this particular market cornered, but Logan shows that Western civilized porn can worship the durability and flexibility of the tentacle as well as those people should it become necessary to rise to the occasion. Ahem.Īnyway, there isn’t much story here, but it certainly has many… interesting… scenes that fall squarely under a specific fetish under Rule 34. You know, I never realized that avatars of Cthulhu have such perky nipples. From the days shortly after the Crusade, when a knight brings back a mysterious book of sinister powers, to the present day, when the book passes on to a cultist of the dread Great Old One Cthulhu, this one features muscular, chiseled, square-jawed men tailored after the aesthetics of Tom of Finland and Julius getting violated and even killed by muscular, chiseled, squared-jawed monsters with tentacles coming out of… everywhere. The Pornomicon is gay smut, of course, if the cover hasn’t betrayed that already, and yes, it involves tentacled monsters bent on all kinds of naughty antics, consent not necessary. The last thing we need is impressionable kiddies throwing themselves into the octopus tanks in SeaWorld while screaming, “ Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!” Kids, avert your eyes, because engorged, oversized penises attached to muscular men as well as tentacled-monsters may tempt innocent eyes with the malign influences of the Great Old Ones.

The Pornomicon by Logan Kowalsky